This story has caused a serious uproar here in the Happy Vally. Some people are pretty upset that a photo of this guy made the front page of our “well respected” local newspaper. Personally I call it awesome.
Sorry I have been MIA kids, but since getting laid off I have been what any self respecting person living in a ski town, a ski town that has been pummeled with powder the last few weeks, would be doing. Shredding.
If you haven’t had a chance to check out the new feature film, Horton Hears a Who special edition based on the Dr. Seuss book, it is tons of fun. It stars Jim Carey as Horton, Steve Carell as the mayor of Whoville, and Carrol Burnett as the villain kangaroo; all three are hilarious.
Horton’s message, “A person’s a person, no matter how small” is a great theme for all of us, but especially for children. Dr. Suess definitely had political overtones in his work and Horton Hears a Who is no exception.
If you are shopping for last minute children’s gifts, you can’t go wrong with this one. It has an Ice Age short film as a bonus and the entire cast breaks out into “I Can’t Fight this Feeling Anymore” by REO Speedwagon at the end for all those 80’s music loving parents:)
Check out a trailer; see how many voices you can recognize:)
This would be a good gift for yourself if you’re lookin to impress your lady. Wanna show her that you can have style and look like a ski bum at the same time?
The Nobis Rhett is the type of hat that will not only affect your head by keeping it warm, but will turn other heads in the process. One half urban head wear, one half trendsetting ski hat.Don’t settle for wearing last year’s worn out cap this season when you can set your own style with a Nobis lid.
The Rhett has a fold down flap with a fleece lined inner to keep your ears warm and a corduroy material on the outer to keep you in style. There is also a hidden inner pocket for you to stow your cab money for that night on the town. Nothin like being the hero to your buddies at the end of the night by remembering you saved that 10 spot in your secret pocket. Now everyone can get home safely… including the new best friend your stylish hat won you.
The Selk’Bag One is perhaps the most innovative thing in Sleeping Bag design I’ve seen since the mummy came round. Seriously folks, this is a sweet piece of gear. Now before I tell you all about the amazing things you can do with the Selk’Bag, you might want to watch this euro-psychadelic video for a visual. (this video is much better on shrooms I’m assuming)
While writing this review I pondered about how to go about describing it. Yeah, I could say that it is really cool and innovative because you don’t have to sleep in a straight-legged position, and you can tuck your arms and legs wherever you want. And I could rant about the tough material on the foot-bottom and how fun it is to walk around with your sleeping bag on. But I thought I’d spare you and just do a top 10.
10. Sleeping very comfortably for once in the outdoors
9. Jog in place
8. Chill by the fire (but not too close people, no human torches here)
7. Human torch!!! (that’s a joke)
6. Rap (I can see this as the next big trend in hip-hop)
5. Wear a mask and scare the shit out of your camping partners
4. Pretend to be a Bear (not during Bear season)
3. Pretend to be a Yeti (not during Yeti season)
2. Sweet Dance Moves
1. All I gots to say is “You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals”
The Selk’Bag 1 is not designed for really cold weather (rated at 32-54 degrees F). This would be an excellent 3 season bag though. For $169 you can be the coolest camper in the campground. Available from Lippi.
I was pretty stoked when I opened up my mail to find a pair of Injini Tetrasoks. These look like the most fun feet can have since pajama one-pieces with the “feets” built in. I had to try them on right away. They are a little strange the first time you put them on, it’s not like putting on gloves. My little sausage toes made it kinda challenging to get them on. Once on, I couldn’t stop wiggling my toes, it feels pretty strange at first.
their first “real test” came while camping last weekend. I’m not sure if the kept my feet any warmer than regular socks, but my feet kept partyin inside my shoes. They were a great source of campfire conversation, and the envy of some fellow campers. While I still stand firmly on “No Socks With Sandals”, if you were that type, these would be a pretty fun accessory.
I think I like wearing them to work the best. I know I’m wearing something fun, but none of my co workers have any idea. I think this is how it must feel to wear sexy underwear…. if you only knew what was on under these shoes.
Yes tomorrow is election day. We have all decided who we’re casting that vote for and now its time to push the button. No matter who your choice is, it’s your duty to get out and cast your ballot.
And your boss has surely heard there will be more voter turn-out for this election than any election in our lifetimes so far. So, if you’re gone half the day, it will be understandable.
Here’s your plan:
1. Wake up bright and early and get to the polls as soon as they open (6 AM in many places).
2. Vote for the candidate that you feel will protect our outdoor places and the environment. (Barack and John’s stances)
3. Get to work on time if you possibly can. If you’re a little late… “Damn traffic. I guess everyone’s headed to get in line to vote.”
4. 11AM - “Boss, I’m headin off to lunch and then to vote. If those lines aren’t nuts I’ll be back later this afternoon.”
5. Head to your favorite trailhead and enjoy election day.
A few years back, before Outdoorzy had launched, before the ridiculous series of crappy SAW type movies began to dominate the horror genre, there was a little movie called The Blair Witch Project. It was amazing how much hype this film produced. We all remember the night vision/snot dripping fear that it brought to us. It was a loved-it or hated-it movie for sure. But love or hate, it gave me and my roomates a great idea back then. An idea that I’d like to share since it was so much fun. But first a trailer…
Now, you don’t have to use The Blair Witch Project in your camping trip, any horror movie with an outdoor theme will do. But The Blair Witch Project provided some great fall scenery, and you could also mix in the sub-plot of “losing the map” if you want.
Here is what you do:
Get a group of friends together that likes movies and camping.
Tell them you have an idea for a great night, they just need to pack their camping gear and trust you.
When everyone arrives at your house, have snacks (could be themed) and the movie ready to go.
After the movie, get everyone moving. No dilly-dallying. The fear needs to be fresh.
Lead the caravan all out to an area state or local park/forest, etc. that allows backcountry camping.
Hike in a few miles and set up camp at a spot that can accommodate the entire group.
Once darkness falls, you could pull out any props you might have, or even have a “guest” stop by.
Just make sure nobody has a weapon or heart condition for Gods sake. You wouldn’t want someone going postal on your guest or some poor passer by because they’re scared.
It doesn’t have to be Halloween weekend, but Autumn is a really good time of year to do this. I know we had a blast doing it. And hell, its just a great excuse to get some people together and have fun.
Shoot me a message if you want any more detail or if you want ideas on those props.