Armstong Returns to Cycling - World Doesn’t Care
Really Lance…. Really? (yeah I’m predicting an SNL skit about ole Lance)
Purely my personal thoughts on this… but a few rules I try to live by.
- Don’t eat yellow snow.
- Definitely don’t eat brown snow.
- Wear clean underwear.
- Shop with coupons.
- And, go out on top if you can…
I don’t know if this will do anything for the already crushed sport of professional cycling. But at least he’s getting back in it to raise awareness for Cancer…. or to raise awareness for his ego and prove that he can win it without doping allegations… the verdict is still out on that. Either way, the bottom line is that more people will know how tough and deadly cancer can be, so that’s a good thing.
I’ll do my part to help you real quick Lancers. A few quick facts about how to prevent cancer.
- not using tobacco products
- choosing foods with less fat and eating more vegetables, fruits, and whole grains
- exercising regularly and maintaining a lean weight
- avoiding the harmful rays of the sun, using sunscreen, and wearing clothing that protects the skin
- talking with a doctor about the possible benefits of drugs proven to reduce the risk of certain cancers
- don’t riddle your body with foreign chemicals to help you win cycling races
1 comment September 11th, 2008