Giant Rats - GRats
December 18th, 2007 Wade
It was announced this past week that this ginormous rat was found as a new mammal species in Indonesia. It is amazing in this day and age to find a new mammal species, ever!
Here’s my prediction
2009 - The scientists discovering this species are presented with numerous awards for their groundbreaking find.
2010 - Giant Rats, now known as Grats, become a huge hit in China and Japan as pets.
2011 - Grats are introduced into American and European culture.
2012 - Disney takes Grats to the next level with cool Grats fashion outfits, accessories, and even a Dancing with the Grats TV series.
2013 - Disney introduces Grat Viagra, but this goes horribly wrong. Grats breed like crazy and infest most major cities.
2014 - In NYC Will Smith is the only remaining survivor of the Grat Infestation of 2013.
2015 - Will Smith discovers that his Aunty and Uncle in Bel Air are still alive and he moves in with them.
2016 - Carlton drives him nuts and he moves back to NYC.
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1. Giant Rats - GRats | rela&hellip | December 18th, 2007
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2. joshua | December 18th, 2007
HAHAHAHA!
3. Buster | December 18th, 2007
No, no, no…You have it all wrong. You are looking at Tuesday’s new lunch special….Teriyaki Grat with fried rice and an egg role.
4. Kraig | December 18th, 2007
I for one, welcome our new Grat Overlords
5. wkumtrider | December 18th, 2007
They will eventually be illegal in NYC. What was that dog they outlawed there?
6. Wade | December 18th, 2007
Teriyaki Grat is excellent with a cold chardonnay.
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