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Giant Rats - GRats

Grat Giant Rat

It was announced this past week that this ginormous rat was found as a new mammal species in Indonesia. It is amazing in this day and age to find a new mammal species, ever!

Here's my prediction
2009 - The scientists discovering this species are presented with numerous awards for their groundbreaking find.
2010 - Giant Rats, now known as Grats, become a huge hit in China and Japan as pets.
2011 - Grats are introduced into American and European culture.
2012 - Disney takes Grats to the next level with cool Grats fashion outfits, accessories, and even a Dancing with the Grats TV series.
grats fashion
2013 - Disney introduces Grat Viagra, but this goes horribly wrong. Grats breed like crazy and infest most major cities.
2014 - In NYC Will Smith is the only remaining survivor of the Grat Infestation of 2013.
2015 - Will Smith discovers that his Aunty and Uncle in Bel Air are still alive and he moves in with them.
2016 - Carlton drives him nuts and he moves back to NYC.

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6 comments for “Giant Rats - GRats”

  1. [...] (original article) Leave a Comment [...]

    Posted by Giant Rats - GRats | relax outside! | December 18, 2007, 9:34 am
  2. HAHAHAHA!

    Posted by joshua | December 18, 2007, 10:07 am
  3. No, no, no...You have it all wrong. You are looking at Tuesday's new lunch special....Teriyaki Grat with fried rice and an egg role.

    Posted by Buster | December 18, 2007, 3:04 pm
  4. I for one, welcome our new Grat Overlords

    Posted by Kraig | December 18, 2007, 3:13 pm
  5. They will eventually be illegal in NYC. What was that dog they outlawed there?

    Posted by wkumtrider | December 18, 2007, 10:22 pm
  6. Teriyaki Grat is excellent with a cold chardonnay.

    Posted by Wade | December 18, 2007, 11:21 pm

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